i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this

When someone simply cannot think of a fifth word for a definition.

by Fake Namezz March 1, 2008

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could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

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just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

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Ahhhhhhhh okkaayyyyyyy?????

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

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you thought you couldn't focus?

when you are supposed to be doing work but you don't >:(

"do your work"
yeah thats not happening!

-plays games-

"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T FOCUS??"

by you heard me! >:( November 2, 2020

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Things couldn't get any worse

A magical phrase that makes things get worse.

Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.

by Stupid Af July 20, 2021

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