astrology

an bullshit excuse to hate someone.

astrology girl: whens your birthday
guy: febu-
astrology girl: ew you an aquarius we cant be friends

by 2ewd November 18, 2022

Astrology Horsegirl

1. A female, typically in her mid 20's, that does not assume responsibility for her actions. Instead, the universe is to blame. She typically has an irrational fanaticism for equine husbandry, even though her finances, and the finances of her support system, will not allow it to be realized. Generally out of touch with reality and the concept of stability.

See also; vibes, crystals

I was at the festival this weekend and there were so many astrology horsegirls.

by JJdawg42069 September 8, 2022

Astrology

Do you want to attract a women? Very well use astrology shit. They'll fall for that shit. Just make up some shit about scorpion is like this blah blah blah. Believe. To me most woman fall for that.

Idk how to attract her

Oh lemme use astrology to do so

by nigga of 1800 June 23, 2023

Zodiac signs and astrology

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zodiac signs and astrology

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Astrology

Bullshit

Astrology is just bullshit

by ARandomHumanBein January 17, 2023

astrology

bullshit

girl: haha im a sag im smart and your dumb

me: this is fucking bullshit dumbass astrology girl, what sag? sagging your fucking pants?

by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025