Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.

Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.

Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Schrödinger’s Feminist 

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most…

A typical case of Schrödinger’s Feminist as the women were allowed the choice to flee Ukraine and the men were made to stay and fight against Russia.

Schrödinger’s Feminist by Lenny K April 7, 2022

aldin's number 

A trick question to detrimine if someone is full of shit in a debate . aldin's number is 420.69 Coined by Debate bro Professor Vaush McVidyaski in 2020.

Dr Vaush: Are you familiar with aldin's number

Race Realist : i think
Dr vaush i made it up

aldin's number by Gamerriseup August 19, 2020

devil's jockstrap 

Something that smells atrocious.

Gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil's jockstrap!!!

devil's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

That’s so watermelon 

Commonly used by SimGmProductions... used in the Kardasim series. 🍉

That’s so Watermelon

Commonly used in SimGmProductions in the Kardasim series... watermelon means cool or awesome

“That’s so not watermelon.”-Kourtney”
“Watermelonosaurs would be so watermelon.” -Khloe

That’s so watermelon by Bitchbadaf October 18, 2018

CiCi's Syndrome 

The sickness that one experiences after ingesting the 5.99 CiCi's Pizza buffet where one cannot even make it out of the building before shitting on ones self.

Wayne: "Hey man lets go to CiCi's I have a Groupon!"
Corey: "Nah Son, fuck that! Last time CiCi's Syndrome hit me so hard with explosive diarrhea I thought I had macaroni pizza running down my leg!"

CiCi's Syndrome by FMSL August 6, 2011

U.S. Chair Force

This is a derisive term the army uses to mock the USAF for generally having less mandatory physical training or PT.

The U.S. Chair Force only has a 2 mile run!

U.S. Chair Force by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016