That one guy nobody invited

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.

You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”

by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025

One trick

“One trick” are players who play only one hero and often decline to change their choice when teammates suggest they pick a hero that can deal with the enemy team hero choices better.

Henry hunter is a one trick.

by DarkZPlays February 26, 2023

One sip maggot

Someone who gets drunk off of one whiff or sip of alcohol

Jacob literally just opened his drink and he’s smashed already

Obviously he’s a one sip maggot

by boonygal February 11, 2022

this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

one eye wonder

South of the border aka hop on the vag train

Will you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?

by Hunterlover123 May 27, 2017

no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down

Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

Shit one

To call someone out for telling a poor/shit joke

Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!

by Huh? Huh? Huh? October 13, 2022