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me love you long time

Slang phrase used by workers in the sex trade meaning that they are willing to spend the entire evening and night (dancing, dining or actually sleeping) with a "guest"; as opposed to "short-time" -- usually two hours or less of only sexual activities, after which the paid companion usually returns to work.
"Hey big, strong, handsome man! Me like you; you very handsome. Me love you long time. You like? We go, O.K.?"
by Sgt. "Butterfly" June 9, 2004
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The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers March 3, 2007
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Ripped me a new one

A phrase meaning to shout, scream, or try to convince someone from anger.
She ripped me a new one when she found out it was me who took her face.
by Minister June 1, 2005
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Not me y’all stay safe though

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you dont wanna see me

1. When you stunt so hard, it hurts people’s feelings, making them wish they didn’t see you.

2. A threat implying there will be violence when you see your enemies.
1. I’m out here rockin’ this $5000 outfit. You dont wanna see me!

2. Haters talk a lot of shit but they know I got that thing on me. They don’t wanna see me with the heater!
by thatdudechino March 21, 2021
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National Give Me Head day

On November 21st, whoever is showed this definition is required to give head.
“Yo bro I showed this girl that it’s national give me head day”
“Yo fr??”
Yeah bro i got the sloppiest head ever”
by qosaku November 21, 2021
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