rise of nations

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

National dyke day

National dyke day is the day where all the girls dress up as a dyke and for the whole day we act, walk, and talk like a dyke on June 20

Hey what are you wearing for national dyke day?

by Suck my rock bitch June 9, 2021

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.

Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.

by The Moorinator October 21, 2021

National Flash a Boob day

Girls must flash their boobs once to a lover or friend on March 9th

Dude she showed me her boobs on national flash a boob day

by TurnAroundIdiot March 8, 2024

National send a arch pic day

June 14/15 your gf has to send you a arch pic in her thong to her bf

E.g: yo bro did you know it’s national send a arch pic day has your gf sent you one?

by Tabnisbs72891 June 14, 2024

national fingering video day August 3rd

National fingering video Day is placed on August 3rd as a sign too all the boys who have girlfriends or wives and are jus desperate for a nude video.

person #1 : Hey man, did u hear what's tomorrow?
person #2 : No? Why?
person #1: ITS national fingering video day!

national fingering video day August 3rd

by crippledcuzz August 1, 2022

National Sequoia Appreciation Day

National Sequoia Appreciation Day is September 19th. NSAD is a day to appreciate anybody or anything in your life that relates to Sequoia Trees or just the word Sequoia in general.

Oh! It’s National Sequoia Appreciation Day, I should go to California to see the trees irl

by Registered Internet Felon September 19, 2023