mile high club membership

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Deer Valley High School

One of the most desolate high schools in America, known to rival schools as “Queer Valley”, located in the town that has recently got lots of press as the place where kindapped victim Jaycee Lee Dugard was held in captivity for 18 years. DVHS is known for it’s extremely ghetto charm and is one of the few suburban high schools where there is more black people than white people. Gangsta scum is the majority. We recently had a gang-related shooting in our back parking lot and went on lockdown for two hours, and at a recent football game a gun was confiscated from a student. Despite being forced to wear body ID tags, violence is still very prevalent on campus. We have a slutty volleyball team and a all black cheerleading squad. Students talk back to teachers on a routine basis and fights breakout daily in and out of the classroom. The administration and teachers have zero control over the school despite the fact they like to believe they do, when in reality they are scared of the students and the administration likes to lock themselves up in their offices. The most hardcore students are bused from East Oakland, Southside San Fransisco, and Richmond, three of the most dangerous cities in the world. The bathrooms are disgusting and are full of spray paint messages ranging from gang symbols to "i fcked ur bf biatch". The freshman bathrooms are always closed for obvious reasons; one year someone took a shit in the sinks.

I want to transfer from the ghetto-ass piece of shit of a "school" called Deer Valley High School. Many would go with me if they could. Let's all kick it at the REAL DVHS - Dougherty Valley High school.

by fuckdisschool October 10, 2009

Townsend Harris High School

A public school located in Flushing that has an emphasis on the Humanities. There are about 1,100 students enrolled in this selective school. Girls make up the majority of the population. Students are "Harrisites".

All of the classes are honors level, so only APs are weighted. Every year, students are assigned special "collateral" projects in each subject. Collaterals can be research papers, presentations, poems, or even art projects.

Since THHS is part of CUNY Queens College, students must take college classes, free of charge, during senior year. They are also allowed to use qc facilities, including the library and gym, all four years.

THHS is a short bus ride away from Main Street, Flushing where there's a variety of Asian restaurants, cafes, and shops.

It's an extremely safe school with a small atmosphere. In 2010, the US News and World report ranked THHS #33 out of "America's Best Public Schools".

1) Townsend Harris High School, originally founded in 1904, is named after the first United States Consul General to Japan.

by captchas are weird July 19, 2010

Fort Dorchester High School

Since 1992, Fort Dorchester has redefined the lives of the people of the tri-county area of South Carolina. If you go to Fort, you've already got the swagger of a champion for no public school matches up to Fort D's bad-assity. And if you don't, you know you'd do anything to be zoned for it. Fort ain't for wusses, fakes, or students who can't show real campus devotion. There's some pushing and shoving in the halls and rowdy classes, but it only gets bad if you involve yourself in it. The overall cool people, hardcore athletics, and the good old red silver and blue school colors puts a whole new standard to the surrounding public schools such as Stratford, Summerville (main rival school), and Wando. Friday night football games at the Legendary Fort is where it all goes down, fans all alike show their school spirit with chants and cheers to see their Patriots (school mascot) steal another win. If you go to FDHS, you're not afraid to show it.

Person 1: "Hey man, you go to S'ville?"

Person 2: "Hell no brotha Fort Dorchester High School"

Person 1: "Damn...Fort's the shit man."

by bittersweetmeat June 5, 2010

Oak Mountain High School

Infamous for Drugs, mostly cocaine. And Xanax. And Heroin.
Now drug testing everyone, everywhere, every time. Not helping...faculty problem as well. perhaps, even the janitorial staff. Lots of underage deaths and dumb-ass rich kids.
Also had a strong streak of girly nude pictures...in the halls, lockers, ect. Even had a bonfire (with beer!) of said pictures.
Also infamous for idiotic crimes and arrests.

Why does Oak Mountain High School start at 7:40 instead of 8:00?
because all the stoners need an extra twenty minutes to get here.

Why did those freshman burn down the country club?
because they knew their daddies would build it back bigger and better.

by omhs09 August 23, 2011

Oakland Mills High School

Oakland Mills High School is the supposed to be a "ghetto" school in Howard County. Howard County is one of the best school systems in the country, so basically OM has a lot of Blacks and Hispanics. The Black kids are are only sorta gangster and good at sports. The White kids are only kinda hipster preps and the Hispanics are a whole lot smarter then we all think. Oh and there are some Asian Kids. It doesn't really matter cuz everyone just smokes weed together.

A: I hear Oakland Mills High School is really messed up. There are a lot of drugs and gangs right
B: NO! Everyone smokes pot together then their parents take them to soccer.

by Its Diversity Dawg! March 31, 2011

briar woods high school

a school in northern virginia where its std ratio is higher than the empire state building.

if u wanna get genital herpes, visit briar woods high school for one day.

by drummerboy26 April 14, 2008