baby bird butt chug

When someone drinks a beer and spits it into your anus

I would really appreciate it if you could get me intoxicated by performing a baby bird butt chug.

by Merica1776 September 1, 2019

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lumberjack butt plug

A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.

I need to go shit but thank god I got my trusty lumberjack butt plug to keep it in.

by Haller January 31, 2018

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Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.

If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.

by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022

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Butt band aid

Tight mini skirt that barely covers a nice ass

That ass was hot in that red butt band aid.

by Brownbear703 June 30, 2018

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butt weege

gay man's penis or anything else that has been rectally inserted and is no longer of any use to anyone ever. Pronounced as butt weeds, but with a g replacing the d

gay dude #1 Ehem, your penis smells so much like a but weege
gay dude #2 So?

Dude, you're such a butt weege.

guy#1 Marge stuck a candle up my ass last night.
guy #2 Bitch is such a butt weege

by kingmarki123 November 8, 2012

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