don't hug me im scared

some crazy nigga shit...

1) "Did you see don't hug me im scared?"
2) No
1) Dats some crazy nigga shit!

by ryan hill nigga June 14, 2013

federal pound me in the ass prison

A quote from the movie Office Space.
See also white color resort prison.

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space

by Stavr0 November 19, 2003

Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm

1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.

Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"

by Powerfix June 11, 2006

doh-ray-me

money, cash, currency

I was totally out of day-ray-me so had to stay home and watch telly

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

knocks me off of my feet

To have such an effect on someone that that he or she can’t stand when you’re near

He knocks me off of my feet!

by BrownSugar7 November 4, 2017

You wanna tell me why!

An antecedent denoting importance or necessarily increased emphasis to a story. Term tends to prepare the listener for a significantly strong dose of any of the following emotional states: irony, tragedy, exhaustion, surprise, embarrassment, or frustration.

You wanna tell me why I got accosted by a homeless guy and pretended like I was deaf AND mute so that he wouldn't hit me up for money!

by Dee Hill February 18, 2005

don't tell me what to do

a phrase meant as a joke to dispute pleasantries, that makes your significant other very irritated with you.

1.Boyfriend:Have a good day, babe.
You: don't tell me what to do!

2.BoyFriend: Kiss me baby!
You: don't tell me what to do!

by summerkitten September 15, 2010