I a very tasty treat, mostly eaten by Asians when they have no more food, they throw the dog in the oven to make ramen. Can be eaten any time of the day, breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Dog taste good
-Hello honeeeeey how worked to daayee, oh it was good did you make the dog, I so hungry
-HEY DID YOU COOK THE DOG, what dog, oh that dog I already ate it, WHAT!?
-HEY DID YOU COOK THE DOG, what dog, oh that dog I already ate it, WHAT!?
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Get the National fuck your dog day mug.A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.
A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.
The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.
The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.
A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.
The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.
The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.
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1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
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1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
A movie or a book that is just like (Definition) 2 but for books/movies
1. "I said the shaggy dog story to a couple of fellows, funny to think they actually laughed"
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."
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