Gay Pirates

When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.

Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES

by Callingallbarbz July 12, 2021

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Me myself and I
(Maybe you too)

Person: Whos gonna be your husband in the future?
Gay woman: um *nervous lesbian sweat*

by Audi— March 23, 2022

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Max Richardson

yeh- that's Max richardson.- he is a gay boy.

by oooohyeahhhhh November 18, 2019

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Gay Jiggly Nuts

When two muscular gay men fight each other to death by fondling each other’s balls causing pain to the rectum which makes them shoot a massive load on their faces.

I walked in on Fred and Ted giving each other gay jiggly nuts just as they were shooting a massive load, so large that a ,horse, would be jealous, on each other’s face and I ripped off all of my cloths off my hot sexy body and lapped up the salty nut off of their faces.

by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024

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Gay boy fever

It's when a gay person can't get boys out of there head and can't stop daydreaming about them because there so cute, hot or sexy. Example: a gay person reads a lovely book with "a price going against his parents wish's to kill the boy and instead save him and escape with him to find a new life and end up falling in love and having a child" then after reading that the gay might end up with gay fever and thinking " this book is so lovely like I LOVE like I want to mary it it's so good I'm in love" and with that they become in "love" with the boys and their relationship with each other.

Girl I'm having LIKE DOWN BAD BAD A## GAY BOY FEVER AND I AM UNABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS/THESE BOY(S) AND I'M GAYLY DYING!!!! PLS SPAM MEMES!!!!!

by Fluffy_boy January 29, 2022

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