obama hamburger sussy balls

a part of the lyrics once sang by the great kanye east.

Obama hamburger sussy balls
Lil Mosey is white, sussy balls
EDP445, balls, I like thirteen

by papa sherwin March 10, 2022

Stroke the shaft, cup the balls

Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.

Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)

Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.

"Stroke the shaft, cup the balls" - Sylvester Stalone

by Kris Perry April 2, 2007

pink ping pong ball

An extremely large anal bead that gets stuck inside you for weeks at a time.

I used a pink ping pong ball last night. It felt so good.

by Louis Schimd October 1, 2017

gum ball machine

When one person bites the other partners right testicle off and as they swallow are repeatedly hit in the throat as a quarter is inserted past their ovaries. They immediately shit the testicle out at 700 feet per second penetrating a recently dug up dead guys rectum.

Example 1

Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."

Example 2

Kittens

by super-mega-jesus-god-BITCH-HOE May 16, 2010

If there's grass on the field, play ball

A term basically saying that it's alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they've gone past puberty. Obviously "grass" refers to their "bush" or pubic hair. Would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. Can often be used in reference to actual sex (intercourse) but not necessarily.

Man#1: What's the youngest chick you would ever be into at your age? I mean what do you think is "okay" to fantasize about?

Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.

by Interex March 19, 2004

cup my balls

1. when you try to hold someone's hand by constantly brushing up against it with yours when you're walking

2. not trying to hold someone's hand, but constantly brushing up against it with yours when you're walking

most commonly used to either:

a. scare people

b. embarrass people

c. around friends

1. When I was walking to class with David today, I swear he was trying to cup my balls.

2. Jess, stop doing that, are you trying to cup my balls?!

by discoxxlemonade April 22, 2009

It's only gay if the balls touch

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow

Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

by BOB12634 March 12, 2018