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zombies love chili

It is a widely known fact that Zombies may eat brains if there is no chili readily available but may be less widely known that zombies love chili.

Hate and Love both mean love to a Zombie in terms of eating chili and brains.
Did you see that Zombie hate a chunk out of that woman's arm, those zombies love chili.

Zombies love chili like a fat kid loves cake.
by Zombies Love Chili December 9, 2012
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Fingertip Love Notes

When laying with a significant other or a person of interest, you begin spelling words and letters on their skin with your fingertips, often followed by the individual trying to guess what you are spelling.
Boyfriend: *Using fingertips on her back to spell* "I L O V E Y O U."

Girlfriend: "I love you, too. I love when you write me Fingertip Love Notes."

Boyfriend: *I K N O W*
by sike_mayjor August 15, 2012
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quivering clam of love

Poetic name for the vagina.
I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!
by Teratogen June 12, 2011
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he loved his honey, but she loved money

it goes like this: a skanky golddigger of a woman finds someone (usually rich and/or famous), intoduces herself to him, they date and later they marry. She will usually bear the man's child, then leave him and file for divorce in order to get some of his moolah. In the 1984 song "Vice" (which appears on the 1985 Miami Vice soundtrack), Grandmaster Melle Mel describes a girl that some man adored who in the end was "another dirty old broad" and he goes on to say "he loved his honey, but she loved money".
Sir Paul McCartney met Heather Mills about a year after his first wife Linda McCartney died of breast cancer. She took advantage of the fact that his better half for a wonderful near-30 years of his life was dead and even though it was dumb and careless for Paul to fall for her despicable schemes, still, bad is bad and a golddigger is a golddigger. He loved his honey, but she loved money. Heather Mills is a greedy bloodsucking wench. I've seen it happen before to another musician in 1999.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2007
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Tender Love Dump

When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.
"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"

"What man?"

"She took a tender love dump on me"

"No way man thas shit hot"
by KrRnWi March 10, 2008
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Love

That weird jiggly feeling you get when someone offers to shout you your chinken nunjets.
Person 1: Yo I think I.... Love her...
Person 2: Dude, bye her some nugs
Person 1: You're right
by chinkennoongetluver December 24, 2018
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who loves the chocolate

meaning: its the same as saying "who's good?" or any variation. can be said about almost anything... can also be a comeback when you cant think of anything- much better than that "yo mama" shit
dude: *hits a homerun* "who loves the chocolate?"
person: i did your girlfriend
person 2: who loves the chocolate?
guy: oh hey whats up?
another guy: who loves the chocolate?
man: hey can i borrow a 20?
man 2: who loves the chocolate?
man: uhh.... is that a yes or a no?
man 2: WHO LOVES THE CHOCOLATE?
man: come on, can i or not?
man 2: yeah sure.....
by flowerchildgreen June 11, 2005
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