humph face-ed

the dumbest face you can ever make. no expression or emotion what so ever.

-_____- but real life.. all the time...

"you look so good damn stupid.."
"..oh no i just humph face-ed you"
BOOO-YAAAAAHHH.

by bow chickaa wow wow March 5, 2012

owl face ho

Noun: A promiscuous woman who doesn't know "who" her baby's father is.

That owl face ho ran around last week saying Chris was her baby daddy, and now she wants to say it was my man? I'll ride out on that bitch if she ain't careful!

by Mae Inferno October 30, 2008

drive on my face

A sexual position where a girl/guy sits on a dudes face, while simultaneously working his junk like a stick shift. At the same time the person underneath is making car noises.

Damn Molly, Get Over Hear and Drive on My Face

by rob marley and the walters August 12, 2016

Two-Faced Booking

To have 2 Facebook accounts so you can spy (cyberstalk) on others or to have a clean account and a "free to say what you want" account.

I am Two-Faced booking. One account to keep it clean and one to keep it real.

by TTL PKG May 26, 2010

silly milk face

A straight male that gets nutted on by a gay/Trans male and is running down his face.

Bro you got a silly milk face.

by Sillymilkface February 8, 2021

F-Book Face

Someone that purses their lips together in all of their Facebook pictures

fish mouth.....kissy lips= F-Book Face

by LadyErica318 May 26, 2011

Fat Face whore

A person who will wear nothing other than Fat Face branded clothes.

Peter: Your such a Fat Face whore!!

Alice: I like their range ok!!

by maadmaxxer July 8, 2010