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show me your pussy 

Translation: "Finish your drink, now!"

Usage: This is a command a man gives to a friend that has been nursing an alcaholic drink for too long. Once the command has been said, that person must then immediatly finish the remainder of their drink. It is customary but not mandatory for the person finishing the drink to say "Pussy shown". It's the equivalent of having someone say "you're welcome" before the other person can say "thank you".

Background: Theoritically, there are a certain number of alcaholic beverages that need to be consumed by a woman before a man is given the opportunity to hang dong on her. Whether it be a one night stand or spanning several dates; it doesn't matter. All a man is ever thinking to himself with each drink given is the phrase "show me your pussy". Since saying this phrase outloud on an actual date ensures years of celibacy and uninterrupted masturbation, it can only be said amongst friends as a playful way to blow off stream from the pressures of actual dating.
i.e. 1

Tucker: Mehar, you been holding that warm Zima for 2 hours. Show me your pussy and let's get another drink.

"Mehar Drinks"

Mehar: Pussy shown!

i.e. 2

Gus: I bought Webber like five drinks and he didn't show me his pussy once.

Buford: Well you can always count on me. I won't let you down...

Gus: Buford?

Buford: Yeah Gus?

Gus: You think you could show me your pussy? It would mean a lot to me.

Buford: Sure pal. Oh and uh...I'm a gay guy now.

Gus: We're no longer friends.

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show me your pussy by Kloopitz December 17, 2011

Gushy Pussy

An insainly wet vagina that produces gushing noises while engaging in sexual intercouse. Almost like taking a plunger to a vagina.
Dude1: "So how was that chick you brought home lastnight?"

Dude2: "She was hot but she totally has a Gushy Pussy"
Gushy Pussy by Jedigangster December 7, 2009

hard lickin' pussy eatin' 

To infer as one's job the task of bringing a woman to an eternal orgasm and then sipping her fluids with a straw.
That was some fish tasting hard lickin' pussy eatin'.

Rapid Onset Pussy 

Rapid Onset Pussy, n . {acronym, R.O.P.}

(1) Consensual, rapidly initiated unexpected sex with an unexpected woman at an unexpected time. Can be initiated by either party and must immediately follow introduction.

(2) The phenomena of sudden female attraction that is articulated through the physical act of consensual love, coitus, within the first 48 hours of a relationship.

(3) An unexpected, unpaid sexual encounter with a new, strange, partner.

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DAVE: "So you didn't even know that girl? Never met?"

PRIMO: Ummm, YEAH. But I know her now!!!

DAVE: "DUDE! ROP ON!"

"Rebecca, just loosen up and go out and go for a ROP with the hottest guy you can find!"

"Rapid Onset Pussy has restored my faith in humanity and renewed my trust in God. Praise Jesus for ROP, for without Jesus I could not love her sweet tight ass!"

"That ROP from last night was one helluva a screamer."

"Rapid Onset Pussy loves it in the ass because all women love it in the ass. Just warm her up with a shocker then blow her fucking mind."

fat pussy 

as in you got a fat pussy
as in ,, you got a fat pussy
fat pussy by sassylady September 12, 2009

Cumbustion Cum Bubble Pussy Fart 

See "Queef". It means the same damn thing.