One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019

One Time

1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.

2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”

1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*

One time: *flashes lights*

Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.

2 poker player 1: All in.

Player 2: call. I have queens.

Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.

Player 3: i folded Q/10.

Flop 9,2,6 hearts.

Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.

Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!

Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?

River: 6 of spades.

Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.

Player 1: 99 times baby

by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024

One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024

One Door Syndrome

When a collective group of people attempt to use only one door of a train when other doors are available. Usually ingorning requests from station staff to us all doors.

Oh look they all have one door syndrome today! Can't they see the other empty doors!

by Farther of Cats November 2, 2018

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019

Swiggle your way out of this one

When an upset wife tells her husband try to get out of this sticky situation

Try to swiggle your way out of this one

by Cilla March 7, 2019

One Thousand-Eleventy-One

A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.

“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”

by Krispy Bizkut May 30, 2018