why does no one love me

why does no one love me is a phrase you might not know come from. If said it means you’re unpopular, you’re not likable, or you’re name is a bad one like Sedon!!! If you’re names Sedon you’re most likely both of those things and that is why no one will ever like or love you and that is why you were kicked out your refrigerator you call home

Why does no one love me? -Sedon

by I’m a basic Asian who eats dog May 22, 2018

Your City Gave Me Asthma

An album that the twitch streamer Wilbur Soot wrote. It is NOT an aesthetic, and it is mostly about his ex. and it’s also not a TikTok song.

List of songs in the album:

Jubilee Line
Saline Solution
Since I Saw Vienna
Losing Face
Your Sister Was Right
La Jolla
I‘m Sorry Boris

Person1: have you listened to Your City Gave Me Asthma?
Person2: yes! It’s something to ball your eyes out.

by tommykilledwomen July 26, 2021

me trying to find who asked

like bruh who tf asked

guy 1: i got a haircut yesterday
guy 2: me trying to find who asked

by cringe060 March 15, 2022

You spin me right round

A song written by Dead Or Alive, sometimes called the meatspin song. Used in a shock site.

Bob: hey Jamal
Jamal: what
Bob: *spins*
Jamal: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND.

by Orestan12 August 10, 2023

It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!

An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.

Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.

by ShawShankPrison February 21, 2023

someone whos better than me

No one.

Dude 1-“You know anyone better than me?”
Dude 2-“Nah”
someone whos better than me

by Him >:) January 18, 2023

go ahead and log out for me

it’s a phrase when someone says something really weird or sus

“i wanna watch porn rn”

“go ahead and log out for me hon”

by livinlikelarry2 March 24, 2020