grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"

Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!

by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014

I was in one

To be very intoxicated. Not completely blackout, but close. A term you use for the night after because you were too fucked up to think to say it the night of.

Person 1: Man I'm so hungover
Person 2: Me too, I was in one last night

by Bigolmon February 18, 2022

One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

one-legged Meg

A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg

Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023

are you one

Slang term used in the hvac field. Are you alone?

Are you one? I need to tell you about Becca.

by Itskeylimepie February 7, 2018

twenty one gun salute

When 21 guys all pop boners at the same time in honor of America.

Let's get together later for a twenty one gun salute.

by Unknown37 June 18, 2016

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021