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Fuck shit balls cock

An expression of anger, sadness, or frustration. Normally said but older teenagers and young adults. This word normally means that someone forgot something, lost something, did badly in a game or in school, or in any other bad situation
Ah! Fuck shit balls cock! I forgot my homework on my dresser!
by Darnpoo October 2, 2009
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I`m About To Ball This!

Declaring to someone your immediate, forthcoming intention of correcting a situation that you find non-accommodating to your person. This can take the form of an overt physical act such as: slapping, shoving, kicking, reckless driving into the side of a Quick Mart, throwing molten Cheese Whiz, or an act of retribution such as filming someone using a toilet bowl, to be used as blackmail, etc. It can and is often preceded by an exclamation such as: "Bitch!", "Ass!", "Punk!", "Dude!", "Dawg!", "Whore!", etc.

Warning: it should not be used in certain situations, such as "Your Honor!, I`m about to ball this."
"Dude, Leroy just smashed into your car."

"Bitch, I`m about to ball this!"

An example of this phrase in use can be seen in the film Smokin`Aces (2006), as provided by the character "Warren."
by AssJack! June 28, 2013
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this expression means

it is now up to you to decide on what you want to do/what decision to take

N.B : this phrase is a direct English translation of the french (specifically of France) expression "la balle est dans ton/votre camp"
mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you two choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and the drugs, or you can move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with you. The ball is in your half court.

Angela:I would like to commit suicide. Wtf? You want me to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea?

mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
by Sexydimma October 24, 2012
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I have ball cancer

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lost my balls

When you just had a fucked up day. BIGTIME!
Man, everything seems to go wrong, I fucked up my calc class, blew up my first date, I really lost my balls today man.
by Kinky_ass_whippin December 11, 2007
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Shiver My Balls

To blow a rasberry on a guys balls for him to get hard or cum in her face while she wanks him!!!
" Come shiver my balls bitch !!! "
by Lee Hamilton 1 October 15, 2006
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DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS

DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS is an example of an insult, and a VERY effective one at that. It effectively forces someone to do something, or else everyone will see that they have no balls, and therefore aren't MEN.
Parent - I will call Child Support if you don't stop this behavior right now. You will most likely be sent into foster care
Child - ... ... ... DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS
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