One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.

Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."

by C Tasch December 10, 2024

One-night text

"One-night text" refers to a brief and spontaneous exchange of messages between two individuals, akin to a one-night stand in the digital realm. In this context, the term implies engaging in a night of conversation through text messages with no intention of continued communication or connection afterward. It mirrors the essence of a one-night stand, where the interaction is confined to the temporary thrill of the night, emphasizing the absence of any long-term commitment or expectation of further contact.

We matched on Badoo and i did one-night text with her

by professor_gr February 11, 2024

That one Mexican

If you’re people like me, you probably have that one Mexican who’s living off your really wealthy grandfather who currently has dementia and forgets stuff within five minutes. She uses this as a strategy to get away with anything fucked up that she does. That includes destroying a perfectly healthy white family, uses him to get Sonic every week, gets him to take her wherever she wants whenever she wants, doesn’t give him his medicine so that his dementia gets worse so he won’t remember anything, tricks your family into thinking there’s gonna be a pool party especially for your cousin who recently lost his dad but then to your surprise as you pull up, the pool looks like Shreks Swamp and nobody’s at the house, and constantly reminds your grandfather about his son moving towns over in which he forgets about it within five minutes but that five minutes is like a living hell for him. If you can relate, you’re not alone so just stay strong and throw her in the pool and let her drown. She can’t swim!

Grandson of a legend
“Dude what that Beaner did is so not cool!”

His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“Yeah man I know she’s outta control!”

Grandson of a legend
“If we stand tall, that bitch ass beaner won’t let us down no more!”

His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“LETS THROW HER IN THE POOL!!”

Grandson of a legend
“FUCK YEAH, AVENGING ALL OUR FAMILY WHO SHES DESTROYED!!”

That one Mexican

“Wait what are y’all doin, wait, AHHHHHHHH, HELP ME!”

The whole family just sits back with popcorn as they watch her drown like it’s a movie

by Certified Bossier Boy May 18, 2023

James Smith One-Tap

A kill in CSGO that is not actually a one tap, but James Smith would still call it one.

James: *Empties full magazine on an enemy*
James: One Tap!!!
Hugo: That's a James Smith One-Tap right there

by Dragon_37 March 17, 2019

one-timed

1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.

2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.

guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.

by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009

Ziya(the better one)

Ziya is mixed, but very crazy and all over the place.She is smart and will always find away to make you laugh
she tries her best to make her dad proud but most of all she is one smart cookie(saying she is delicous) and will never let you down.

Person: Hi nice to meet you
Ziya(the better one): Do i know you?
Person: no but i"ve herd a lot about you

by ruby bees November 3, 2023

The Risen One

OGOD

The risen one is back. OGOD is here to save us.

by TEAMOGOD October 10, 2021