bitches sweat me

Term used by males who often go after underage females due to lack of game; usually uses dry humor to distract them from his unnaturally small penis, otherwise known as "micropenis"

Bitches sweat me when I ejaculate in under 10 seconds.

by GoodBoiii May 8, 2017

fuck me written on her forehead

Usually a female who really wants a guy right then and there.

She'll screw anybody.She has fuck me written on her forehead.

by CYBOR KONG December 28, 2005

you'll never take me alive

When you are so bad ass you'd rather go out in style then give up the fight.

person 1: stop it
person 2: no
person 1: shut da fuck up
person 2: you'll never take me alive

by A certain Soul Reaper April 25, 2017

got me out the way

givin somebdy head

Shawty just Got Me out The Wayy ! =)

by ShanteRoxsiann November 7, 2010

spill your seed outside of me

To practice the "withdrawal" method during sex with a woman; ie "pull and shoot".

Sally: “I’m prepared to do my duty as your wife, but I ask that you spill your seed outside of me.”

Randall: "But Honey, I don't want to make a mess on our new wallpaper."

by Alley G December 14, 2012

nobody ever pays me in gum

something said when a person feels left out of a situation; when a bunch of other people get something and one person is left out; refers to trident layers commercial

John- hey Jill you look awesome today

Jill- Hey Jack you look pretty good yourself

Bob- Nobody ever pays me in gum!

by Ike Antfly October 1, 2010

"Wake Me Up Inside" syndrome

The process by which a song's title is inferred through the lyrics, even though the actual title of the song is different.

Named after the song "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence, which many nimrods erroneously believe to be called "Wake Me Up Inside." However, this phenomenon is not limited to this song only.

Person A: My favorite song is "Wake Me Up Inside" by Evanescence!
Person B: I believe the song is called "Bring Me To Life"
Person A: Shut the fuck up!
Person B: Just another case of "Wake Me Up Inside" syndrome...

by TheBeigeDolphin October 15, 2016