I love the pandemic

When ur getting smoked up and u start begging for ur life
The goated French line from ainsi bas la vida
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I love the pandemic, yeahhhhh fushi

by Dogman rengs July 26, 2022

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”i love you”

The words that waste 3 months of your life

1: ”can I waste 3 months of your life”
2:*puts on hearing aids* ”what was that I couldn't hear you”
1: ”i love you”
2: ”i love you too”
*three months later*
1: ”BYE”
*relationship over and both now depressed*

by Shreky000 March 2, 2019

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Love yourself day

National love your self day, you love yourself no matter what you always love yourself but today you have to because there are people that don’t but you will you will love yourself TODAY

Someone: I love myself today

Some other person: she never loved herself, huh must be love yourself day

by a.random.stranger.that.loves.u December 12, 2020

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Ty Fucking Love

A person who tends to be a variable. Someone who can have a calm conversation with extensive use of the word fuck. And go to yelling at someone who happens to walk past for no apparent reason. Likely will always be the life of the party. Tends to keep you in good spirits. And always on a 10

We was talking and he ty fucking loved a fat chick that walked by.

by El chapo grande December 19, 2016

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Sexy Love Battle

The best kind of Battle that exists. This type of battle is filled with 100% love and passion and has no space for negative energy. The two parties involved are unequivocally in love and their sex is beyond words as it is generally fueled by a lot of fake hate. Sexy Love Battles tend to leave marks on the skin, otherwise known as battle scars, but these marks are a reminder and symbol of the amazing passionate sex that was had.

Trixie and Cash are so in love they have all the Sexy Love Battles. It makes everyone jealous.

by A BIG BRAT August 24, 2022

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