what the darn

Similar to "what the heck" but in a unique way

Guy 1: Joe down the road just back flipped into a pickup truck!
Guy 2: What the darn?

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

What the figo?

Better way of saying "what the fuck is going on?" and more convenient than saying W.T.F.I.G.O. Can be used as a replacement for "what's up?" or "what's happening?".

What the figo ma dude?

Did I just see a naked homeless man running down my street? What the figo?

You never told me you had an STD? What the figo with you?!

by emkay27 February 13, 2010

what a bloke

An excellent male.

"Did you hear that Barry gave 5 grand to charity?" "Oh wow! What a bloke!"

by KeegsMate July 6, 2014

What the frunk????

When something happens like???? What the frunk????

What the frunk???? why are you doing that????

by mmmmmmBilly April 26, 2017

what bruv?

term made up by Elizabeth Anakor derived from southern London slang, used when confused, asking a question or when someone says some dumb shit

in American terms “what bro? , “what brother?”

“2+2=3”
“what bruv?”

by @shygrizzly April 21, 2018

what a way to

to express sarcasm;how can you

What a way to ruin someone else's day!

by Muggle'sNeck February 2, 2017

what the ho

Expression used to express surprise or wonder. It can be used generally or specifically with regards to some hoes.

What the ho were you thinking when you told your customer to go f--- himself?!!

or

What the ho is she wearing?!! She looks like a slut!

by jeremy415 November 7, 2007