Juicy Fruited

Really drunk or high, messed up really bad.

Disoriented from a controlled substance, meds, or alchol.

I drank some Mickey's and smoked a hooter last night, I was juicy fruited like a MoFo.

by The_Stogemiester May 19, 2006

fruit farts

Non smelling farts brought on by the devouring of fruit.

I just ate two apples and now I have fruit farts

by lyonsmane November 21, 2013

Fruit juice

When a male buys an all American pie, uses the filling as lotion for his dick. Once the filling is to thin to see gets a blow job so when he cums instead of his nasty foul cum you might taste lemon or Apple all with same great texture you love in cum.

Bon Que-Que: Oh my God Kriste did you hear about Michaels cum every female in this school swallows for him, that's foul.
Kriste: No you dumb ass Michael uses fruit juice on his dick that's why it taste so good.

by Real fuck nigga October 24, 2017

Fruit bruiser

A typically straight , alpha male type that occasionally engages in gay sex, yet afterwards , beats ups and verbally attacks gay lover to feel more manly and less homosexual.

"Jon is cool, but he's a notorious fruit bruiser ."

by Bigsh!tty June 16, 2017

fruit rubber

Being a douche in a fantasy football group chat.

Daniel was being a real fruit rubber on the fantasy chat today.

by McDown September 25, 2015

fruit house

a womans genetalia

She kept her fruit house nice and clean so she wouldnt smell fishy when her boyfriend goes down on her

by angrycelt April 6, 2015

fruit loop

an alternative name for a gross butt hole

get your fruit loop out of my face

by codyislit March 9, 2019