re-insertion assistant

An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.

Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

Forced Re-education

Oh no! You have to do the thing I have to do! Oh no! For an indefinite about of time!? Awww... That sucks! But hey, look at it this way, at least the people doing it to YOU aren't retarded in comparison to YOU. Right? You're at the same level of intellect!

Hym "At least, your forced re-education is at the hands of people who are at your level, you know, intellectually... Because you're not all that intelligent? Hey, use your willingness to affirm values you don't actually believe in! Do that! Validate the axioms of the God you don't actually believe in! I mean... Not in the way YOU ALREADY ARE DOING THAT but like... The woke God... Validate that one now."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2023

New Yrs Res

New Year's Resolutions

New Yrs Res may include
Prosperity
Dexterity
Notoriety
Sobriety

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

re

1. Short for retard.

2. Also used in Greek language most likely as an insult or get attention.

3. When used in letters or emails: Abbreviation of the word regarding.

4. If extended e's are involved: this is the battle cries of an outsider in trouble because of normies.

Ex 1: "Jack eat all my potato salad when I told him not too. What a fucking re."

Ex 2: "Re, don't fall down that hole in front of you."

Ex 3: RE: Car for sale.

Ex 4: "DEAD MEME YOU FUCKING NORMIE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

by N F L D June 12, 2018

Res Rocket

A shitbox truck / car that that is HAULING ASS on the highway or backroads/dirt roads
these are mainly found around the res
DUDE THAT LOOK FUCKIN RES ROCKET
My car is laterally a Res Rocket

DUDE THAT LOOK FUCKIN RES ROCKET
My car is laterally a Res Rocket

by GortMoFlort December 12, 2024

re-re-magee

A kind way to call someone an idiot by not offending individuals with special needs by using the word "retard"

Someone else: Where are my keys?
(The keys are sitting right in front of them)
You: They are right in front of you, you re-re-magee!

by Word_Queen March 22, 2017

gg no re

a phrase commonly used in games after a match ends which stands for good game no rematch
sometimes people use gg ez no re which means good game easy no rematch

"god why did the other team win"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
"gg ez no re"
"gg no re"
"NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"
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by OnlyNRealSK10MLGPro January 3, 2021