Horse Bunny

A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022

Dark horse

A horse of darkness.

The dark horse was trying to throw everybody that wasn't herself off to win at any cost. None of them knew the race was already thrown.

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021

Horse Shadish

A horse radish of the Shad variant. The Shadian ancestors used this to sustain their peoples. It provided essential nutrients and happiness for all. Horse Shadish is currently extinct, but the present Shadians are currently trying to revive it.

The Horse Shadish is an ancient and healthy vegetable.

by Hasaki the Confirmed Pipe Bomb July 26, 2023

horse rich

The apitamy of richness that comes from a family over generations that has the ability to buy and maintain horses. People born of these family's look down on poor city dwellers and laugh when they find out they have never ridden a horse. These snobby family spawns have never had to worry about college money or anything else for that matter. Nothing really matters when your riding a horse that costs as much or more than most of the American populations cars. Yet these pretentious horse mongers find a way to complain as if they were in the reality TV show Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Dude, I really like this girl, I heard she is cool

Didn't she ask you if you have ridden a horse?

Yeah, she did, she laughed when I said I didn't.
Figures, she's horse rich man, your Audi costs as much as that horse, let her go man.

by Nanners May 3, 2017

wooden horse

Thing that bladee (god) said in the interview

yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that

by Spicy_noodles April 28, 2019

Dark horse

One who keeps himself or his aims hidden. Keeping things secret, or concealed even seemingly pointless secrets they can be referred to as a dark horse when the interest, relationship, or action is revealed. Perhaps surprising, unexpected, even vaguely scandalous.

"Did you hear Dick won a mountain biking race?"
"Wow! What a dark horse, I thought he was a couch potato!!!"
"Trent has a new hot younger girlfriend, they were keeping it secret because he's her dad's friend"
"What a dark horse!!!"

by Ms Marple September 16, 2021

bucking horse

U sneak into a horse ranch and sneak up on one(usually female) and you get yo dicky sticky

Hmmmmm hey adam lets sneak into old man melcher's ranch and get some beastiality he hates it when we do the bucking horse to his dog

by owen the pig December 10, 2013