If you shared how you truly are, the person you’re speaking to would be horrified; but in comparison to other days living as a depressed person, you’re doing better than usual.
Mom: How are you doing?
You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.
Mom: Clean your room!
You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.
Mom: Clean your room!
by nick wiley September 23, 2020
Get the Depression goodmug. When all of your friends and every other Stranger Things fan is going to a Stranger Con near you (or not near you) and get to hug Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp, but your still not allowed to go because you either don’t have the money or your parents won’t take you.
Friend: I’m going to the Stranger Con next year
You: I can’t go. Now I have StrangerCon Depression ):
You: I can’t go. Now I have StrangerCon Depression ):
by TheDepressedFanGirl December 17, 2019
Get the StrangerCon Depressionmug. A common phenomenon seen on the facebooks of people you knew in middle or high school, which is usually characterized by the following sequence of events: marriage, pregnancy, joining the military.
Have you seen X's facebook posts lately? First, she posted about her marriage to Y. Then, she announced her pregnancy. And finally, she wished her husband well at boot camp. It's the archetypal Depression Trifecta!
by Dustin69 October 3, 2020
Get the Depression Trifectamug. When you are sad and out of shape and decide to run but after the first twenty feet it turns into a slow walk and you think about how shitty a person you are.
Roommate: Hey what are you doing tonight?
you: Oh, i was gonna watch some tv and maybe take a depression walk.
you: Oh, i was gonna watch some tv and maybe take a depression walk.
by Residentdrifter August 8, 2018
Get the Depression walkmug. positively depressing is when a song has a good message but the music and tone of the song sounds depressing or sad or when a depressing song has a happy tune and music
by countryhumans_addict May 10, 2020
Get the positively depressingmug. suicidal depression is something that i have actually so its where you want suicide and have depression at the same time, like you really really want to suicide but u dont want to because you dont know if thats gonna be good or not
heres a example
heres a example
Matt: Hey Bro!
Me: Yea
Matt: what u doing
me: listening to some xxxtentacion
matt: why?
me: i have suicidal depression
matt:oh
Me: Yea
Matt: what u doing
me: listening to some xxxtentacion
matt: why?
me: i have suicidal depression
matt:oh
by Littoral April 10, 2019
Get the suicidal depressionmug. when you miss the old fifteen year old Luke Hemmings and he's so much hot now but you still miss old Luke
I have crippling Hemmotron1996 depression
by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha May 20, 2018
Get the Hemmotron1996 depressionmug.