Ethan

Don’t date him because he will break your heart like a broken Xbox controller

Girl 1: “ ew! Why is he so ugly”
Girl 2: “ because he’s Ethan”

by Miraculouslover November 2, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the kindest, most generous person! No matter the circumstance, he will stand up for what's right and stay by your side. He definitely has your back because Ethan cares about the people around him. He tries to make everyone laugh, and it works because his humor cracks everyone up. Ethan has a talent for seeking good in others. He will always compliment you, even he doesn't realize that he is doing it. Everyone loves Ethan because he is so compassionate, and his loyalty makes the room light up. Ethan is a hardworker. No matter how good he is at something, Ethan has the humbling desire to always do better, which is why he is competent in so many things! If you ever get the chance to know someone named Ethan, do it, and you won't regret it.

Girl A: Who is that?
Girl B: That is none other than the Ethan, there is no one else like him.
Ethan is AWESOME!!

by amazing.dreamergirl September 25, 2019

Ethan

A guy that every girl wants. He doesn't want any girls. He is nice, awesome and lit. But not everybody knows that so he only has like 3 friends

Sandy: I need Ethan
Luna: No I need him

by Sunlilsparcj June 6, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a big solid unit that would bang ozzy toe, Brad and kenzie. He is so cool. Any one steps to him he would bang them. He has a wap

Ethan is also in mission impossible

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

Ethan

handsome devil from hell

ethan means the new satain
SATAIN: oh no
he is the new satain
satain be warned

by ata26 May 23, 2019

Ethan

hes like my pet rat ugly and fat but has sexy toes of man if i could get a day with his toes ill take it any day cmon we all love his toes.......especially his kids

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

The act of laying on a couch for multiple hours with a laptop laying on your belly and munching on a bag of generic chips, all while in a catatonic state.

"Hey bro, have you heard of Ethaning?"

"Nah, what it is it?"

"Well to Ethan is like Tebowing, but for stoners."

by DougsForDays August 14, 2014