wet mary

A particulary juicy fart.

"Whoo! That wet mary you just ripped is going to leave skidmarks."

by DG in Philly October 7, 2005

Wet Lev

When one licks their finger and sticks it into another’s nose hole. Like a wet Willy except for the finger goes into the nose hole rather than the ear hole. Generally one of the smaller fingers works best because the nose hole is usually smaller.

He gave Sarah a Wet Lev because she did not react to the Wet Willy.

by Countlevula September 28, 2021

wet thoughts

Wet thoughts are when a horny person thinks about someone they like, admire, and love.. usually when someone has wet thoughts the think about fucking and get wet

"Today in class I had wet thoughts"

by Wet thoughts August 25, 2017

wet bagel

The act of pulling out during sex, ejaculating onto your partner's parts, then performing oral sex directly after.

Because it was their two-year anniversary, Tyler gave Tiffany a wet bagel.

by Stephen Vassen April 21, 2007

wet donnie

A man that is quite dirty. Almost as dirty as a birdy.

Oh man that guy is quite the wet donnie

by cping November 23, 2007

Wet Nap

Similar to a wet dream, only shorter.

Keith had a wet nap during chemistry class

by Tom Main February 5, 2003

Wet Dream

The realization that you've been having sex with a hole in your pillow.

Oh man my pillow is now filled with my semen. I guess I had a wet dream.

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016