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Zach

A man who loves swimming in pee. Usually seen outside of vape shops looking for emo children to befriend, despite being 18. Number 1 sweaty buff furry lover!!!
Guy 1: That guys breath smelt like straight doodoo
Guy 2: must be a zach
by Zachhater69 September 24, 2025
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Zach’s dick

Some people say Zach’s dick is bigger than a giant horse cock
by Rando1234683 April 10, 2023
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Zach

Zach is an awesome some guy, who never leaves his friends’ side for better or for worse. He’s funny, handsome And outgoing. He can be an asshole if you get on his bad side. A lot of people truly understand how kind and caring he is. If you have a Zach in your life, you’re truly lucky.
I’m honestly so fucking glad Zach is one of the homies, idek what I’d do without him.
by Xxxstrangexxx February 1, 2020
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Zach

Zach is an absolute cutie and one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet!! Zachs are very generous and adorable people plus they’re very cuddly and entertaining :)
Mannnnnn zach is so cuteeeee he’s amazinggg
by Izzy init October 24, 2020
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Zach

Zach is the best guy you could ever meet he is sweet, caring, protective sometimes but can also be a little bit of a jerk but he's always joking. He is secretive but the best guy to talk to and would definitely be the best boyfriend
Mikayla: Zach is the best ever he always supports me
Corah: Wow your so lucky to have Zach!
by Wolflin December 20, 2023
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Zach

A guy who is always an ass and never leaves you alone. Southern, no manners, redneck.
Zach is an ass.
by your_an_ass December 18, 2017
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Zach Period

When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.
"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"
by pussy slayer 4eva January 21, 2022
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