pickle plankton

Another word for calling someone a dick, hence the word pickle is another word meaning penis

Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.

by hithereurbandiconary June 11, 2017

pickle grit

A real fucking wanker

Stop being a damn pickle grit

by Word_god_bitchzzz December 15, 2016

Pickle Paste

Cum

Dude! My girl loves my pickle paste

by PickleSlizzle August 10, 2019

pickle rick

the funniest shit you've ever seen

he turns himself into a pickle, he calls himself pickle rick
funniest shit i've ever seen

by man who is crying April 20, 2020

Pickle Rickled

Sex position: When your man surprise enters you with his "pickle" during cuddles while yelling out," Pickle Rick!"

So we were cuddling and he pounced on me yelling, " pickle rick!" Before he could enter all the way I pushed him away saying, " Don't you ever pickle rickled me again." That's how I got pregnant.

by Lurcania November 8, 2020

Pickle Day

In the male dominated construction industry this is a slapstick name for Fridays...because you stand around on Fridays “playing with your pickle” instead of working.

Friday morning, got it made.
Jack me off with a saw-zall blade.

Don’t give me no dirty looks,
Another 40 in the books.

So, throw some hands, and shout hurray...smile it’s fuckin pickle day!!!

by Spoonie Shears October 18, 2019

Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016