clown slave

A person that works at McDonalds, or an ICP fan. Or both.

That guy is a clown slave! Look at his makeup!

by jarfy December 23, 2004

working for the clown

working at McDonald's

Jim must be desperate for a job, he's working for the clown!

by Yostiemonster February 2, 2006

Cheese Clown

Cheese Clown is a hybrid word describing a person who is a fusion between a Cheese Dick and an Ass Clown.

Cheese Clown: An arrogant dick head who through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underware.

by 5150Skippy December 14, 2011

Clown college

The school clowns go to.

He/she got rejected from clown college and decided to become a government or religious official instead to get even. He/she dedicated his/her life to becoming a supervillain, a super bully, a bully's bully.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

bop the clown

slang phrase to jerk off

After i fucked her, i usually bop the clown till i shoot my load

by I do this with my girlfriend July 16, 2007

Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

Clowning the rice

To screw something up badly.
Comes from Gene from Top Chef Season 5, Episode 5 where he messed up a dish.

"I was trying to make sushi instead I ended up clowning the rice."

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008