universal solvent

water

water is the universal solvent, Gregor Smith.

by Shame On You Gregor Smith October 26, 2020

Bethel University

A small Christian college in St. Paul, Minnesota that considers themselves "a little more liberal" than other Christian schools just because 2% of campus ends up at the hockey house on Friday nights drinking a {Four Loko.

Normal College Student: "Dude I totally blacked out on Friday night in a frat basement then woke up in the middle of street at 4am covered in my own vomit. It was a pretty wild time."

Bethel University student: "Oh yeah, one of my buddies' buddy's roommates was at the hockey house on Friday night. Bethel definitely knows how to party."

by idfc1998 April 21, 2020

Augustana University

Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).

"You go to Augustana University?"
"Yeah, mostly so I can date depressed white girls."

by UselessEngineer February 2, 2017

universe the madlad

1: a name for someone who reached thePeak of madness

2:The universe is doing some batshit fucked up things and you dont know how

1: why the FUCK is universe the madlad screaming

2:is that a dick in the sky and the stars now form something that resembles a goose fucking a donkey and a kangaroo?
Dang universe the madlad.

by Universe the madlad January 20, 2021

roblox universe

the worst game with a whole lot of cunts in it

"Hey do you know Roblox Universe?"
"Yeah that game with cunts in it."

by 12314214141515 August 31, 2017

Subway University

If you've worked at Subway restaurants, it's very likely that you've been trained to be a sandwich artist in this University and It's only online. Only real Sandwich Artists graduate from Subway University.

Subway Manager: Have you started Subway University?
Subway Employee: No, what's that?
Subway Manager: You go online and complete Sandwich Artistry, so that you can be done with training.

by AsianStikkyRyce June 2, 2020

Karen University

A meme voiced by @rhiannonmainwarin on TikTok, made popular by verrblx and iBella on Youtube! It is actually a roblox game too!

Here at Karen University, we offer the finest education.

by vxiq January 12, 2021