tentacle rape

The act of sexually assaulting a woman with tentacles. Since no human being can really sprout tentacles, this is generally restricted to Japanese Hentai. A versatile entity, such as a robot or alien, can perform tentacle rape on multiple victims at the same time.

Guy: you're a freaky slut aren't you
Girl: yea baby, give it to me
<Guy sprouts tentacles and rapes her orfices>

by blarg July 7, 2004

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alert rape

Found primarily on social network sites like Facebook or Myspace, an alert rape is when an individual's profile is flooded with updates/notifications/alerts due to friends sending them massive amounts of applications or messages. Thus they are forced to deal with the epic quantity of notices.

Guy: "I hadn't logged onto facebook for a few months, and when I got back on, I got freaking alert raped with apps my friends sent me"

by Carf8198 February 18, 2009

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gin rape

The act of buying someone a gin and tonic when they didn't want one, preferably with their own money.

Thom: Hey, Josh, it's your round. Fetch me another pint!
Josh: Sure thing!
*returns with G&T*
Josh: GIN RAPE!
Thom: Aww.

by Snorfalorpagus February 1, 2009

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Rape nuts

1.A savage groping of a mans testicles, usually by a woman.
2.A grabbing and tearing of the genital area

Man that bitch opened up a box of RAPE NUTS on Roy.

by Mc Matt December 2, 2004

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spoon rape

When you wake up the morning after a party and notice someone (usually the ugliest guy/girl you've seen in your entire life) sleeping next to you, spooning you.

WTF?? I've been spoon raped!

by He's the boxman September 28, 2006

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