goat moan

A sound that a canadian makes when he is getting pwnd in any video game resulting in an older man humping him.

Josh(canadian): Muaah Muaah Muaah (goat moan)
Eric: The next guy that moans like a goat is going to get humped.
Josh: MUAAAAAAHHHHH
(Eric humps Josh)

by Orrin Oliver April 1, 2008

goat job

Massaging a hard veiny penis in a rough goat like mannor.

Haley gives Mark excellent goat jobs.

by T-bag696969 September 9, 2006

Goat Swag

When you have the swag of a goat

Guy 1: Hey! That kid Ronnie Fine really has some goat swag!
Ronnie Fine: Hey! You're right !

by RonnieFine69x November 29, 2011

goat poker

self explanatory

a person anally rapes goats

by steveo February 24, 2004

Billy Goat

the patch of hair on a guys gooch.

dude i need to go home and trim up the Billy Goat

by KoryGore666 June 30, 2011

Billy Goat

Troll killer, one who thwarts or denies the trolling attempts of new users on message boards, in Irc channels, or anywhere else trolls are likely to congregate. See "The Three Billy Goats Gruff."

I'm glad we have Jeff in the channel. He's the best billy goat we have.

by MillyQPublic March 28, 2005

Goat and Oyster

The psychological disorder when two friends hang out so much that their friendship borders on codependency, and they only act out when around each other. This results in dick riding that is usually harmless but can turn into chronic douchebaggery if undiagnosed.

Me: those guys are really cool, but not when they act like batman and robin. Its unhealthy.

Jesh: yeah dude, they are totally goat and oyster.

by Thedudelebowski August 7, 2013