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Get the Fuck mug.A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks
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Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
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by Blue500 February 8, 2020
Get the Fuck mug.Noun: Dumb person, A care.
Adjective: A way to describe a dumb person. A description of a foul odor. To describe how badly something is messed up.
Verb: To mate with the same, or opposite sex. To mess things up.
Adjective: A way to describe a dumb person. A description of a foul odor. To describe how badly something is messed up.
Verb: To mate with the same, or opposite sex. To mess things up.
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Adjective: "That guy is such a dumb fuck"
"It smells like fuck in here."
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Verb: "You should go fuck her."
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