electromagnetic friends

internet friends, and/or those who haven't met in real life but have conversed through telephone or chatted on net. since all those interactions have taken place through means that run on electromagnetic waves

A: so how come you know her? she lives so far away
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends

by daone1991 January 29, 2009

Fake Friends

fake friends are like fake news. They are not reliable or real.

You: why is they such a fake friends?
Other person: because they’re fake news!

by lab1350 December 8, 2017

Bag friend

The friend in the group that always carries a bag with them, usually a tote or a large purse. Helpful for when you don't want to hold your wallet or phone. They usually have mints and shit in there too.

Amy: I want to bring a water bottle but I don't wanna hold it the entire time we're out
Katie: Jessica always brings that big ass bag, she'll probably hold it for you.
Amy: Gotta love having a bag friend

by thebagfriend September 5, 2021

other friends

your "best friend" stopped hanging out with you for this elusive mysterious group of people

also a really catchy song

You: wana play smash today?
Friend:sorry i have a game with my other friends today *dissapears*

by some random guy ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) September 26, 2019

friend hate

when your friend makes a wack ass joke and you have visceral anger in your heart but they're your friend so you love them

Friend A: "Do you use conditioner?"
Friend B: "Conditioner? I hardly know her!"
Friend A: "I friend hate you so much."

by anti-lunarch December 1, 2019

Friend-D-A

Like an NDA ("Nondisclosure Agreement") that you agree to when one of your friends who works in a classified field (entertainment, government) let's you in on something not appropriate for public ears or eyes.

My friend told me what the monster looks like in the new J.J. Abrams movie because she works on the set, but I can't repeat it because I'm under a Friend-D-A.

by Snarfblatt June 8, 2011

Tom friend

Someone you don't necessarily like, but are forced to be friends with anyway.

A reference to creator Myspace Tom Anderson; who is automatically on a user's friend list when they create their profile.

Person 1: Jim is totally a Tom friend. I've known him since first grade and our moms know each other; not being friends with him isn't an option.

by CincyReds Fan October 3, 2009