The act of shaming your male partners genital size whilst smacking their face with a dead Chameleon, proceeding to masturbate to them weeping as they begin regretting every life decision that led to this event.
Girl 1: “I heard you gave him a Chameleon Special…”
Girl 2: “Yeah, now he’s in a mental institution.”
Girl 2: “Yeah, now he’s in a mental institution.”
by leer22934 April 30, 2023
Get the Chameleon Specialmug. Special Rider is a blues term for special sexual partner. Unlike the common blues term ‘rider’, the phrase ‘special rider’ is more special: it seems to occur in only four pre-war songs and by implication in a fifth. One of these is Skip James’. Bob Dylan named his music publishing company Special Rider.
by backbaconnbeer November 23, 2016
Get the special ridermug. This is someone who has intense emotional issues. You do not want to be involved with a person with special shoes.
by ILL-MATIC June 13, 2007
Get the special shoesmug. by Dguernsey June 10, 2018
Get the hector specialmug. “Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
by Johnny Tramp November 30, 2020
Get the Special offermug. To turn on/arouse members of the opposite gender with stunning looks and a huge wang hanging from one’s crouch area; to have sex with baddies in the drug store casually and because you can; to use one’s tongue in provocative ways in and around one’s genitals.
Right Rosey, tonight you’re getting the Calvin special.
I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.
I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.
by D Nasty December 1, 2020
Get the A Calvin specialmug. When a girl deepthroats you while wearing a Richard Nixon mask and you pull out of her mouth and cum all over the mask
by Derfouteur February 2, 2021
Get the Nixon Specialmug.