Salty Johns

When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.

Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"

by ChristiesALoser May 23, 2015

Salty Eye

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.

Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!

by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008

salty popcorn

A term used to describe the taste of a man's testicles.

"So what do you think?"

"That's the salty popcorn I like!"

by Van Hoo December 8, 2017

Salty Eye

When you train to absolute failure or at an intensity whereby the perspiration from your entire workout starts to flow into your eye/eyes to the point where you winch in agony.

Yesterday I was pushing for 10 reps on bench press however I couldn't complete my last rep as I got the 'salty eye'.

by Fitnessjunky August 31, 2015

Salty Macdougal

Sucking a dude off when your in the ocean.

This girl gave me a salty macdougal, and the salt water made my dick feel weird.

by Richard MacDougal April 5, 2008

salty sausage

When your fucking a girl and she pisses on your dick then you put it in her mouth or when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth.

Imma about to give you a salty sausage

by Salty sausage man December 7, 2017

salty boner

1. a guys junk with crabs
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male's happy place gets sweaty

Bob: I probably shouldn't have slept with that prostitute.
Rick: Why?
Bob: I think I have a Salty Boner.

Jay: ... and then he fell off the chair!
Evan: Like a vagina!
Jay: Shut up Evan, you're such a Salty Boner.

Dan: I wish I had a towel to wipe my Salty Boner.

by bob_pickle 9 April 30, 2010