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Something That Is Fake and Is Rarely Found.
Love Is Always Fake People Just Say It TO Get In Your Pants And To Use You.Love Can Never Last Relation Ships always End and when they don't and end up getting married
you eventually Divorce or end up Cheating,
catastrophic
by catastrophicxxCuhntxxs January 24, 2009
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Okay. I don't mean to crush on your spirits, but love isn't real. You want to know what love is? Love is a chemical imbalance, a few hormones, and mixed feelings. It's nothing. You want to know the best way to not get hurt? Don't think you love anything. Don't put heart, soul, or feeling into anything you do or anyone you meet. It'll just get you hurt.
Love is giving someone the permission to break your heart, but trusting them not to.
by Samantha Motherfucking Blake January 1, 2009
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I loved talking to you tonight!!!

You knew exactly what I was taking about with the sunglasses? Or did you? And you know I will completely second guess myself….
And you know what I want… YOU! That simple… i wanted to type it, but that second guessing. I know it is you…. I don’t know why I hesitate…
Positive: I love you!!!
And I was able to talk to you today!!!
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Is butterflys when you hear there name you can never be without that person your heart skips a beat when they look into your eyes love isnt just something you say to a new boy/girl friend just to make them happy love is a deep emotion a rollercoaster ride filled with joy sorrow and happiness Love is something that makes you fall in a trance of forgetting there flaws and loving there Heart. <3
He stares Deep Into her Eyes
As her heart Is racing

She faintly Says I Love You.
by TokyoZombiez July 12, 2009
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Chemical reactions in our body that make us procreate so that the human population can be maintained. The love most people witness and hear about on television shows and music is just a myth and is something that cannot last long in the real world.
Guy 1: I think I'm in love with Sandy.

Guy2: No you're not. You just wanna fuck her.
by Striker122 June 22, 2009
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Love | often confused w Love Ain't
Due to the nature in which love flourishes, it is often compared to plantlife. Love is not a Strangling Vine or philodendron, however it'll grow steadily & deeply if nurtured & properly cared for. Neglected love wilts & fades, similar to the lawn in your back yard. If the lawn looks greener on the other side of the fence, remember y'own lawn was just as vibrant once (but you watered the neighboring gr-ass). See: Rose colored glasses . Also keep in mind, you built the fence yourself.
Love can't be trimmed, cut back or, shaped into what you think (s/he) should be. If you lie, cheat, ignore, shut out, put down, insult, degrade, criticize, constantly fight, see only their faults, flaws & imperfections .... that? Love ain't.

Love requires warmth, positive/supportive & environment. Shallow dirt is not a proper habitat for love to prosper; after 7 years, love's roots still won't connect.

Suck the soul out of love & it will surely die a natural death.

As with plant species, love goes by many names. It's besth to Google a certain plant to find a blethora of aliases. True origins are often unknown. Ie: Venus flytrap is said to be native to Planet of the Apes, doubtfully a sincer8 planet considering the dense population of greedy cheetahs.
Shirley "I fkn love Antonio's guts. From the depths of my soul, to my fingertips. I can't explain it. He can put me down, criticize me, call me names, stand me up, tell me what to wear and not to wear, embarrass me in front of my friends, accuse me of things I'm not even capable of doing .... But at the end of the day I will always love him."
LOVE AIN'T -

Betty : " I love how we get so drunk together & don't even remember how we got home"
Ruby: "I just love this pizza! It's so spicy. '
Phyllis: what are you f****** insane? You're a f****** idiot! I told you what to say! I even told you how to say it? You must be an imbecile ... I bet you can't even call Uber."
Mrs. Folgers: "I love the way I tell him my body is beautiful then buys my drinks."
by 2econdly August 5, 2020
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Do you know what does L.O.V.E mean?

L = License
O = Of
V = Vaginal
E = Entrance
I love you and I trust you baby. That's why I hug you baby and then I fuck you.
by hu$T-LA October 30, 2008
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