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Random Jessica

Random Jessica is a girl that would do anything you tell her to do and would listen to you going on about history and tanks as long as you feed her sushi. Random Jessica LOVES sushi.
Taps: Richard needs a random Jessica. Richard and random Jessica are the perfect match.
by Notapsycho aka Taps April 24, 2021
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Jessica davies

A beautiful girl that will love you and care for you so if have a crush on a girl named Jessica and last name Davies ask her out ❤️
“Who’s Jessica Davies?”
“A beautiful girl that I have a crush on go check her out
by Lolisbomb November 8, 2019
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jessica melanson

jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.
me: i love you jessica melanson.

jess: i love you too hun.
by hugo<3'sjess August 19, 2009
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dirty jessica

A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out
Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now

Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica
by Pin head larry the 3rd July 19, 2020
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jessica munro

A Jessica Munro is where you cooked yourself dinner, particularly salmon with mustard, you don't clean up after yourself because Mum will clean it up and get angry at your Dad because he didn't help.
Last night I felt hungry and lazy so I did a Jessica Munro.
by boogermandingo June 9, 2014
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Jessica Faith

An amazing, loyal,beautiful, compassionate,funny,intelligent,empathetic,kindhearted person.she is charming and extremely down to earth but still full of life.she is one of the guys and can sometimes be too honest.She is Weird but rare has a heart of gold;always putting others before herself and will do anything to make you smile and feel special. extremely easy to talk doesn’t judge and people easily find comfort in her company. She is a lover of animals and small children. She has a natural mesmerizing and alluring aura that has guys and girls falling for her but doesn’t believe she is as attractive as she is one of the most loyal and and honest friend or mate u could have
Jessica Faith is one off my favorite people
by Ktodydaman92 June 14, 2021
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Jessica erin

A girl that steals your heart, crumbles walls and makes you become weak and powerless. While at the same time makes you beleive she loves you and the next day dont have any emotional connection for her husband and cannot tell you why she leaves and will not let you see your kids. Also the opposite of what she says her beliefs a re for 10 years. Not your best friend and thinks she is an empath but really a narcissist.
1. I cant trust anyone now thanks to jessica erin.

2. My ex wife is jessica erin i cant believe this divorce shit.
by Lostlove2020 June 18, 2020
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