Fortnite

Fortnite:

/ˈfɔ tnʌɪt/
noun: A type of cancer, mostly caused by playing the online game "Fortnite". Fortnite is a cancer mostly appearing in 12 year old children and of course in other people of all ages, an alternate cancer which is very similar to Fortnite is Ligma. Something puzzling for scientists is how parents are not realizing that their children are diagnosed with a deadly cancer.

Mother: Doctor, my son has Fortnite!

Doctor: Calm down, ma'am, but this may be fatal.

by complete.sheenery January 25, 2019

Fortnite

If your child plays this game, disown them.

"My child plays Fortnite.. I think I should disown them."

by stanky cooch April 16, 2019

Fortnite

The exact meaning of trash. Play minecraft it’s better.

Person 1: Wanna go play fortnite
Person 2 (pulls out gun): You play that game your dead.

by Get yeeted and deleted November 1, 2019

Fortnite

This is just a another way of saying virgin.

A:"Did you hear Jimmy plays fortnite"
B:"Ah the poor lad, May God give him a quick recover."

by web2909 January 22, 2019

fortnite

a game that sucks life out of 9 year old human males and also sucks their parents money out of their credit cards.

9 year old: oh look i got a victory royal in fortnite
busybody else: no one cares.

by gnillort fo retsam eht November 19, 2018

fortnite

a game played by little kids

the game is also played gay 30 year old virgins who have never seen a puss,ass,or titty in their life

dont go near him, he plays fortnite

by mr.hakerman October 14, 2020

Fortnite

35 year old sweaty father that don't pay their child support and lives alone for 3 days playing fortnite

This fortnite guy is a fag he killed me

by Fortniteisabitch May 6, 2018