Douche Nugget

Noun: a small piece of hardened vaginal secretion that is flushed out while douching. Also synonymous with douche bag.

Dude, let's never hang out with Bethanie again. She's a huge douche nugget anymore.

by JakeS18 February 11, 2010

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Douche Rocket

Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.

Shut up douche rocket! or Quit being such a douche Rocket

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

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Alpha Douche

the messiah, the pillar, the dictator over a cult of other douches. enuff douches to soak up roseanne's inward parts.

1. an alpha douche wears sunglasses at nite while his followers wear hats to prevent the moon from inhibting their spray tans
2. an alpha douche sports a pink polo and pops his collar to mark the fact that he has a penis
3. an alpha douche suddenly refers to bon jovi and journey as new up and coming artists whilst thinking that he has made it mainstream
4. an alpha douche drinks jager bombs with extra red bull so he can stay up to put date rape meds into the nxt girl's drink
5. an alpha douche's mating call to friends is the term: BRO

by lucy ricardo ball August 10, 2008

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douche canoe

Douche Canoe

1. Colin Smith
2. A person who's being a complete fuckface

*collin acting like a man whore*
Wow collin your such a douche canoe.

by mamajune July 11, 2014

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Douche Panda

A douchey asian person.

Look at that douche panda with his collar popped.

by elledeeranga July 1, 2009

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douche glasses

Large obnoxious sunglasses, typically in the "cop" or "fighter pilot" style, often with a mirrored finish, worn by college age men and women to signify that they are, in fact, douche bags.

"Check out that group of frat boys over there. They each have there own pair of douche glasses."
"What a bunch of douche nozzles."

by Bob Jolly September 10, 2009

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