crutch crotch

when u hit someone in the balls with your crutch

I crutch crotched some kid today because he was making fun of me for being crippled

person 1:crutch meet crotch, crotch meet crutch
person 2: hold on wat!
person 2:oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

by goddessman3 January 20, 2010

Crotch Crawlers

A ladie's pair of underwear that like to crawl in places of the unknown...

Bob to Rachael: Is everything okay down there? You're squirming around alot...

Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.

by Crunk Dawson December 19, 2009

crotch roach

A person that has sex with a large number of persons. i.e. sex addict, finding any hole to hide in.

"John is such a crotch roach. He will fuck anything."

by Blue Lagoon Under Shining Moon January 24, 2009

Crotch Throne

The situation when a male is sitting in a chair naked, with an erection and another person sits in their lap, utilizing them as a throne.

Ty was surprised when he was suddenly used as a Crotch Throne by his buddy.

by c4ligvl4 August 16, 2010

Crotch Canyon

The area between your penis and thigh.

"Today i was play'in some football, and my boxers were riding up my crotch canyon."

by Early riser July 14, 2009

Crotch rocket

An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.

"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"

by Babypenis69 July 12, 2015

Crotch Dumplin

–noun. a rounded mass of steamed and seasoned dough, often steamed in fat lady vagina, seasoned in sexual sweat.

1. "HuhHuh-Hey Chan, Squeeze out some of them crotch dumplin's I made earlier."

by BuhBuh J August 22, 2008