When your jizz/cum comes out like a shotgun shell filled with 1000 pellets, it usually has a wide radius and hits the objects around the target.. cause=Cumming too fast
by California Sandstorm May 31, 2016
Get the california sandstormmug. by chiefsneef May 23, 2014
Get the california knotmug. Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.
Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.
by TooLateBlue May 10, 2023
Get the California dumbmug. The "California Exodus" describes this phenomenon where people have moved out of the state of California because of various factors, which include:
a. high cost of living
b. the threat of natural disasters, such as earthquakes, wildfires, and maybe even the Yellowstone volcano in the future
c. COVID restrictions
d. rising crime rates and homelessness
Common destinations for Californian "refugees" include Texas, Florida, Virginia, Colorado, Idaho, and Washington (Washington state, not Washington DC). But a lot of locals living in those states don't like the Californians because they think the Californians will end up bringing their own problems from California to their new homes and ruin their new communities, etc.
a. high cost of living
b. the threat of natural disasters, such as earthquakes, wildfires, and maybe even the Yellowstone volcano in the future
c. COVID restrictions
d. rising crime rates and homelessness
Common destinations for Californian "refugees" include Texas, Florida, Virginia, Colorado, Idaho, and Washington (Washington state, not Washington DC). But a lot of locals living in those states don't like the Californians because they think the Californians will end up bringing their own problems from California to their new homes and ruin their new communities, etc.
by SpicyCuttlefish April 12, 2022
Get the California Exodusmug. Speeding through a traffic intersection while it's yellow and exiting the intersection as it turns red.
Originated from Mid-west Americans being sick of seeing cars with California licence plates running red lights.
Originated from Mid-west Americans being sick of seeing cars with California licence plates running red lights.
"Uh oh, the light is still yellow! If I speed up I'll make it. *turns red above the drivers head* whoops! California Pink!"
by anonymous November 9, 2021
Get the California Pinkmug. by JumanjiSlayer69 February 22, 2023
Get the California reloadmug. Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.
Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.
Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"
Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
by Reila March 13, 2022
Get the California weathermug.