Kiss me, I'm Irish

Irish sex.

Bloody hell, mate, look at that boner!

by Irishman March 10, 2003

keep dat camera on me charlie

the act of one warning another person, (preferably warning one named charlie), that they are about to do something sweet and it's going to have a sweet ending

J-Bird: keep dat camera on me charlie

Charlie: why dawg? you boutta have a sweet ending that you want us all to remember afterwards?

by StraightUppp January 1, 2009

Don’t hug me I’m scared

The best YouTube show, it’s free it’s great and if you didn’t watch it yet. Go get help and then watch it :)

Person 1: did you watch don’t hug me I’m scared

Person2: No

Person 1: we can’t be friends anymore

by Dolan_addict64 November 16, 2018

Stick a fork in me. I'm done

When you've been doing something for too long and you don't want to do it anymore.

I had a 10 hour shift at work today. 8 hours in I was like "Stick a fork in me. I'm done".

by KnightofNerdom December 8, 2019

don't get me fucking twisted

Don't play games with me. Don't get me confused.

Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.

by Drea B. September 12, 2013

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

Well fuck me in the ass, right?

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.

Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?

by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010