Balls in her sauce

When you fuck a girl balls deep while she is on her period.

Friend: how you gonna smash that when she on her period?
Me: Ill put my balls in her sauce i don't give a fuck

by Cpt_Crunch January 12, 2019

Chekhov's Ball-Gag

If a ball-gag appears in a work of erotica, one or more characters must use said ball-gag before the story's end. Variation of Chekhov's "gun on the mantle." Bonus points if you put the ball-gag on a mantle.

That ball-gag hasn't been used yet, but it seems important - it must be a Chekhov's Ball-Gag!

by Marilyn Spence December 31, 2019

squiggly ball fun

when your balls go squiggly and you tea bag a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HORSES FOR JUSTICE

"OMFG THE OTHER DAY LIKE BALLS WENT SQUIGGLY AND I tea bagged a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious"

"wow i HORSES FOR JUSTICE THANKYOU"

"GOOD COLLYWOGGLES"

what a load of squiggly ball fun

by Dear?!!! yes for im a dear!! December 31, 2011

Kick balls month

On November 1st anyone can kick a boy in the balls no matter what.

Girl:Hey guess what it’s November 1st
Boy:so?
Girl:So you have to be nice to me

Boy:why?
Girl:Because it’s kick balls month
Boy:Oh no

by Sophiemclaughlin20 January 2, 2021

cock-and-balls weather

Describes the snowy weather conditions favourable to the drawing of a giant cock-and-balls.

Hey Frans, get your drawing shoes ready. There's cock-and-balls weather predicted for the weekend.

by cwaigy December 1, 2010

Car Ball

The game to play when you hint to someone to go play in traffic.
Lesser know as "tractor-trailer ball" or
GMM: "Guess the Make and Model".

N.B.: The person invited to play Car Ball is the ball.

You: Go play in traffic
Him/Her: I need a friend to play carball

by He who eats ground, rolled-up animals... March 16, 2005

snooker balls in socks

floppy knockers

her tits fling around like snooker balls in socks

by hatband April 27, 2009