Baby

Something that not even the dumbest could mess up. Something so indescribabley beautiful. Something you want to hold forever.

That baby is sooo cute!

by ThatgirlPaisley November 22, 2018

Baby Spit

Also known as jizz, originated by a German tourist when he asked if the car was tainted before he went for a ride to his "destination". He worries of vandalism.

"Oh man" so I hopped into this uber, right, and so I noticed it smelled like burnt rubber and fucked buttholes with fresh baby spit on the rear window, so I said Hell no! And so I requested a new uber.."

by 2brzlp June 14, 2024

baby toof

orlando darnell council.

Friend 1: Yo have you seen baby toof?
Friend 2: He went to take a smash like 40 mins ago

by you’ll float too December 14, 2019

bury the baby

bury the baby is pretty self-explanatory, as you would think it means exactly what it says, BURY THE BABY

Friend: dude why would you kill your 7 month old?
You: it started crying when I put on game of thrones, which means its a hater.
Friend: youre right, we cant have a hater in our midst, but what do we do now?
You: bury the baby.

by haha_im_dead March 22, 2021

baby

an uncommon, irritating sight

is that a .....baby?

by skrecko May 26, 2019

Independent Baby Man Dog

When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.

We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

Babi

A cute item, animal, plant, whatever you can think of. Babi is just a misspelling of baby, but makes it cuter, thus making what you are describing cuter than a baby.

Look at that bird, he babi!

by Von Reign October 24, 2022