Malia Loves Marcos

Malia obviously loves Marcos the most (end of story). This is a common fact.

“Hey Malia I love you”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”

by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018

I love the pandemic

When ur getting smoked up and u start begging for ur life
The goated French line from ainsi bas la vida
Pandemic leng

I love the pandemic, yeahhhhh fushi

by Dogman rengs July 26, 2022

”i love you”

The words that waste 3 months of your life

1: ”can I waste 3 months of your life”
2:*puts on hearing aids* ”what was that I couldn't hear you”
1: ”i love you”
2: ”i love you too”
*three months later*
1: ”BYE”
*relationship over and both now depressed*

by Shreky000 March 2, 2019

Carl loves sam

Carl and sam go together in life, they are completely in sync and carl will make sam his wife, the bond between these two is stronger combined, sam can be the loving girl that carl needed to be wined and dined. If you are lucky to know a carl or sam dont be afraid to look on and think they hot … god dam

Carl loves Sam is what is being defined.

by Smarl4Cam July 21, 2021

I love eddie

some thing that cole says

"I love eddie"-cole

by eatmylead November 28, 2021

Love at first fuck

When you realize you are in love immediately after a first fuck.

- Omg, i am literally in love with that guy at first fuck.

- It is my love at first fuck.

- Love at first fuck marriage.

- Love at first fuck baby.

- Love first fuck divorce.

by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021

love yourself tuesday

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.

Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.

by Your one true love November 17, 2020