Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

Spain nonce cocaine head

Santi Dmech niga

“Hey did you see that Spain Nonce Cocaine Head?!”
“Yea that’s just a Santi Dmech niga.”

by gaveen123 May 3, 2023

potato head

someone who is very stupid and has no common sense

my friend was a potato head when he washed his hands with sulfuric acid

by TheUrbanGod1 March 4, 2020

garble head

a complete moronic mush mouth individual with no direction in his/her life.

Man that kid is a complete garble head mush mouth maniac.

by minc September 29, 2005

head-ass

when you're being a fool and or stupid ass nigga

Person: "Damn nathan stop being a head-ass"
Nathan: "I can't, I was born this way :/"

by madrandorando September 6, 2018

Pot head

Someone who wears a pot on there head.

hey dude jerry is a real Pot head

by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 11, 2018

Smh my head

to express general dissatisfaction

My friend didn't show up to the function today, Smh my head.

by 7zipLunch February 9, 2025